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 Ow...

[...this voice sounds oddly familiar...where have you all heard it before?] Why do I feel like a just got hit by a bus...?

--Butch, no, get back here. You're not helping, okay? I just need to go--

Qua! Qua quags--FURRRURRET! Furr furr!

Lady, please, I'm really just going to get a drink of water, you don't have to--

[Waaaait a second, those 'Mons ( Read more... )

 [ooc; Noooot REALLY breaking hiatus yet, but I wanted to get his emo fail bumped down a bit lest people think that he's always like that.
Which he is.
And not that this post is much better.
But that's not the point.]

[Good morning, network. Have a Phoenix.

Have an incredibly tired sounding Phoenix, who is going to begin this transmission with a weary ( Read more... )

[Hello, network! Your Phoenix today looks...well, he looks tired. Very, very tired. Not just in the sense that he hasn't been getting enough sleep -- he seems to be rather exhausted on the emotional scale, as well. December is not the best month for him in the first place, and what with all of the drama he's been catapulted into as of late, it's no ( Read more... )

[...at first, the feed is only audio. Pidgeys are chirping in the background, welcoming the dawn, and you can hear another odd sound...flowing water, maybe?

All of a sudden, however, these peaceful morning sounds are interuptted by the shrill cries of one very distressed Furret.]

F-fuuurr! Furr furret!

Wha...Lady? [Guess who sounds...incredibly ( Read more... )

[ooc; Guys, guys, screw what I said about slowaitus. Screw what I said about Phoenix being MIA. THIS IS TOO MUCH TO PASS UP.]

[Good evening, everyone! It's everyone's favorite lawyer, all nice and healed up from his Dahlia fiasco! Let's see what he's up to this time--]

U-urk!

W-why am I here? I was just--

[The camera whips around, showing...Ilex ( Read more... )

...Butch won't come out of his Pokeball.

[Phoenix has his blue companion's capsule clenched in his hand, giving it a look that's a mix of fear and worry.] He hates it in there. Lady won't come out, either. Or Charley. Kay, is Pidge alright? [He figures she's probably affected, too, but...it can't hurt to ask.]

This music...it's Lavender Town's ( Read more... )

 [ooc; ...but, really, I couldn't resist.]

[--SO GUESS WHO'S STUCK OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS STORM WITH NO WHERE TO TAKE SHELTER? And guess who also happens to have a huge phobia of thunderstorms?

Yup, it's everybody's favorite lawyer!

...who sounds mildly terrified as he tries to make his voice heard in the transmission, having to practically shout ( Read more... )

 [Hello again, everybody! Since his last message, Phoenix has been travelling at the speed of light to get back to Cherrygrove and meet up with his childhood-friend-turned-rival-turned-childhood-friend. Of course, given his rush, he, well, hasn't been paying much attention to where he's going.

And so the feed opens to a shaky image of, well. This, ( Read more... )

 [ooc; I-I apologize for both the entry and icon spam, but. I needed better icons AND an entry for Phoenix's living nightmare, so...yes. ;; Feel free to keep commenting on the previous entry though because that's totally cool with me.]

[A little while after his previous transmission, Phoenix stopped answering his Pokégear. Anyone trying to reach him ( Read more... )